While former radio talk show host and author Al Franken is consistently described in corporate media reports as “comedian Al Franken”, it seems it’s the legal team of former Senator Norm Coleman who are providing the laughs in the first days of the U.S. Senate election contest up in Minnesota.
When even the unapologetic, rightwing, “Franken is stealing the election!” nutcases and conspiracy theorists at Powerline describe Coleman’s legal case as being of “Three Stooges quality”, you know these guys must really be falling apart.
Such seems the case again on yesterday’s Day 2 of the trial, following the disastrous Day 1 when the 3-judge panel tossed out doctored evidence, as submitted by Coleman’s team. Today’s Day 3 doesn’t seem to be going much better for them, either.
Yesterday, two of the six voter/witnesses called by Coleman, to testify how they were disenfranchised when their absentee ballots were rejected, actually admitted that their ballots were properly tossed because they were, in some way, incorrectly — or even fraudulently — cast…
The Uncounted
TPM’s excellent on-the-scene coverage from Eric Kleefeld describes the comedy of errors on the stand yesterday:
So one of the six voters called by Coleman to testify admitted his ballot should have been rejected, since his signature was forged by his girlfriend, while the another couldn’t remember whether he’d voted at the polls or via absentee. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, wheeee! Doink!
The latter voter went on to admit, under cross, that “his wife, who served as the witness on his ballot, did not fully complete the witness section of the absentee ballot.” So yup, that would disqualify the ballot, according to the rule of law.
Now we’ve made the case in the past that absentee ballots are rejected too easily, everywhere, particularly in the cases where signatures are thought to be mismatches from the voter’s registration form. We concurred with San Diego election attorney Ken Karan, who wrote via email following the questionable rejection of ballots in a contested election in CA that “It should not be as simple to discard a ballot because the signatures don’t match after a subjective comparison of signatures by people without any recognized expertise in the recognition of handwriting.”
“Furthermore, if the signatures don’t match,” Karan added, “then that should mean that someone is trying to vote someone else’s ballot. Now, that is voter fraud. Every questionable ballot should either be verified with the voter whose registration signature is at issue, or it should be the subject of a criminal prosecution.”