

Take a good look at those faces. Every single person you see was arrested in New York state this month. Yet only one of these six people is considered a terrorist. Can you guess which one? Here’s the background info to help you decide, focussing only on alleged physical evidence gathered by law enforcement.
Let’s identify everyone first. The 5 men pictured together are (starting at the top left) James Pincher, Jeffrey Robert, Michael Robert, Seth Pincher and Tyson Pincher. We’ll call them the Gang of 5 for the purpose of this article. The man pictured by himself is Najibullah Zazi. The for-profit media is having a field day showing Zazi’s picture, and reciting the phrase “terrorist plot” for the last few days.
Zazi has been accused by law enforcement of possessing bomb-making instructions. Authorities also claim to have a confession from Zazi, stating that he had attended an al Qaeda training facility in Pakistan. They also claim that Zazi has a band of conspirators that wanted to detonate bombs inside the United States. The U.S. government wants Zazi held without bail until trial, based solely on those three pieces of preliminary evidence. That makes him a terrorist, right? Correct.
Similarly, the Gang of 5 have been accused by law enforcement of possessing bomb-making instructions. They also claim to have a video tape, shot by the Gang of 5 themselves, that shows them — well — DETONATING A BOMB INSIDE THE UNITED STATES. That makes them terrorists, right? Not so fast.
Bomb-making instructions and video tape weren’t the only things the cop seized from the Gang of 5’s possession. They confiscated actual PIPE BOMBS. That’s right! Fully functional pipe bombs. Improvised explosive devices. IED’s. One just doesn’t have those sorts of things hanging around by accident, ya know. Does that make them terrorists? Not quite.
Also taken were an illegal handgun and a sawed-off shotgun. which are illegal as well. Now being in possession of such things doesn’t make one a terrorist, but when coupled with the other items seized, there must certainly be enough preliminary evidence to warrant a charge of domestic terrorism, right?? Nnnope.
Then how about this – Law enforcement also took bottles of chloroform from the Gang of 5’s premises. Yep, you heard me right. CHLOROFORM. Now who the hell has bottles of chloroform just lying around? Surely THAT along with everything else would bring a charge of domestic terrorism, riiiight?! No, no, no.
Alright, then what was on the video tape you ask? The video gleefully shows the Gang of 5 strapping one of their improvised explosive devices onto a large snapping turtle, and blowing it up. There’s no clearer example that the Gang of 5 harbored the intent to do actual physical harm with their organized activities, than the evidence contained on that video tape. So, of course, they were charged with domestic terrorism, right? Um, no. (And, yes, I do have the video, and, no, don’t even bother asking me to post it.)
What WERE they charged with, then? Criminal possession of a weapon, conspiracy, and torturing an animal. No, I’m not kidding. Now you must be thinking that since there’s a heck of a lot more physical evidence associated with the Gang of 5 than there is with Zazi, that the Gang of 5 is being held without bail just like Zazi, right?? Wrong. Bail was set between $25,000 to $50,000. If they can cough it up, they’re free to go.
So what’s the difference between these two groups? Their race. Plain and simple. The non-white, non-Christian, non-American born group is classified as terrorists, and the pale white, American-born twits engaging in terror tactics are classified as criminals.
That’s it. Just your garden variety criminal. Nothing to see here. And as long as there are brown people from other countries to vilify, that’s the way it will remain. We now return you to your regularly scheduled stereotypes.
-Sue and the Ranting Keyboard
*UPDATE: 9 hours after deciding to write about this, I finally tracked down a source that has some actually backstory on the Gang of 5. Yeah, that’s just how little media coverage this is getting. Turns out the police became aware of the video during the search of Jeffrey Robert’s computer, while investigating him on a $1 million internet scam. They’ve all pleaded not guilty, in spite of the video tape evidence. Ya can’t fix stupid.