Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has announced that she will resign as governor within a few weeks. Her reason? “No more politics as usual.” Whatever the hell THAT means.

There have been no reports of any reaction from Joe The Plunger.

So let’s look at the scorecard. She leaves the town she was once mayor of in millions of dollars of debt. Then her utter stupidity results in a losing vice presidential bid. Now she just up and quits, under the lamest of excuses.

Given her performance to this point, I think we can kiss her goodbye for good.