The right has been trying to steal our act since the day they lost to Obama. But you know why they can’t succeed? Because they suck at it.

Make no mistake, this was a small group — about fifteen people — but last year in Birmingham I found just two teabaggers for a Sarah Palin book-signing. There were no misspelled signs and everyone to whom I spoke was well-informed. This gives me hope the center is shifting in America — because we’re making sense while they aren’t.

I’ll be in Canada for the next two weeks getting my instructions from Teh Evil Libral Conspiracies™.